Day Eight

As a good friend of mine named George Orwell once said, "He who controls the present, controls the past. He who controls the past, controls the future."

Thus, when I presently say that Brad found the most recent card after midnight, and therefore technically on day eight, it makes it the true past. Because I have control over the past all the readers of this blog will join me under my command when I set up a distopian society in the near future that encourages sash-wearing and dictionary-burning.

And the card was:



in Brad's glasses case with his SD card. The card was found on account of Brad searching for the SD card, and remembering that he keeps that in his glasses case, not, in fact, glasses.

*Card Count: 30*